As always, I’ll begin with an apology for not updating more frequently but nothing is happening in my life so it’s to your benefit that I don’t bore you with trivial updates from my life.

I guess I’ve calmed down a bit in my old age, nothing has truly gotten me into rant mode lately, I’m not sure why. I guess it’s because I’m pretty content with everything. Most everything is working in the house, just need to hang a door which has been an inconvenience because apparently door hinges aren’t all at the same height on the same size doors… That’s beyond me.

Working on getting the grass in the backyard planted then the house will be at 100% finally. I’m excited at the prospect of that.

Oh, I actually do have a story, I guess.

My buddy from high school, Mike McGillicuddy, got married a couple of weekends ago, and I was his best man. The night before, his future cousin-in-law wanted to take him out to the strip club, bars, etc. Typical bachelor party. Things are going fine until about 1:30 AM when Mike, in a car that’s following Hoss and I to our next stop, suddenly disappears. We back track and search, to no avail. Mike doesn’t have a cell phone. Here comes the call from the bride to be! Apparently they had to pull over so Mike could puke (standard) but what wasn’t told to me was that he faceplanting in some gravel… You’ve never felt shitty until you’ve fucked up one of your best buddies’ face the night before his wedding. Luckily there was a makeup miracle, but needless to say I’m a persona non gratis in the McGillicuddy household until the wedding pics come out okay… Which I haven’t heard anything about… Which can’t be a good thing.