Things I learned today:
- Do not laugh out loud in front of your whole class if your TA is a 5th year OLS student (OLS – Organizational Leadership and Supervision, it’s the major they stick all the football players with 1.5 GPAs into).
- Just because you only had to buy 1 book at the bookstore does not mean you have only 1 book to buy. In fact, it just means that you’ll have to go to 5 places to get your books for your aviation classes (Thanks, AvTech). I wrote checks to Purdue Professional Pilots, and AvTech Student Council today, and I still need to get books at Lafayette Aviation. CAN WE FUCKING CENTRALIZE SOMETHING PLEASE?!?!
- You can, in fact, take a class where you learn about what kind of decision maker you are. And, to boot, I’m taking said class because it’s required. Can anyone say “complete waste of time?”.
- No matter what your major is, my major has a bigger book, and at least you don’t have to memorize yours.
- When there’s a frat boy, two empty seats, then a nerd, sit next to the frat boy, on the off chance that a hot girl happens to occupy an empty seat, you will block out the frat boy and only have to contend with the nerd, who you are infinitely more interesting than (which is true about the frat boy too, but he bought his friends, so he must have some sort of appeal. Girls are retards.)
Going to Tucson soon, woot. Looking forward to it… woot. Yeahhhhhh
